Matter of Fact

Pizza of doom!

I ordered a pizza last night thinking that it would be my perfect companion in order to while away the small hours. It was from dominos, it was a mighty meaty and it was large. Yet someone had decided to play a trick on me, it was covered in Tabasco sauce. “Ha-ha!” I thought, seeing as I relish such spiciness. I consumed it with delight, all the while it was unbeknown to me that the sauce would hold some laxative effect – last night, I did not sleep.

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